Get Lizzy's first chapter free and join my readers' group! Send Me my First Chapter!Send Me my First Chapter!

A Letter to the Queen

Dear Queen Elizabeth,

Your Majesty.

We are very sorry to bother you, but it has come to our attention that you will soon be meeting Meghan Markle.  Normally, we would not involved ourselves in other people’s lives unless it benefited us somehow, but we felt the need to give you our opinion.  Please understand that this is a need.  Not a want.  Because we all know we can’t always get what we want.

First off, we would like to know how much we admire you.  You’re the only person we know who we’d want to be friends with who rocks sensible shoes every day.  Hollie has been watching The Crown (Marianne plans on starting that when she does her next load of laundry and that could literally be at any minute.) and she feels she understands now why you were the way you were when Diana died.

We are also huge fans and we love you.  But not in a “call the Royal guards and take them to the Tower of London” kind of a way; more of a “let’s go buy sensible shoes together” kind of a way.  And we promise we would wear those shoes at least once a week.  Maybe month.  It’s hard to find places to wear sensible shoes.

Now that we’ve established that we’re reliable people to have tea with and discuss shoes, we would like to tell you our main reason for writing.

You will officially meat Meghan Markie soon, if you haven’t already.  You may have a pause about her character because she is an actress.  Seeing that we are both avid followers of Suits, we feel experts in this field as well.

And there’s really only one thing to say:

Someone who rocks pencil skirts like she does deserves to be a princes.

Thank you for your time,

Marianne and Hollie

P.S.  We are planning a trip to England in four years and we would love to have tea if you’re available.

P.P.S.  And if it’s not too much to ask, could you arrange a pass for us to visit the Poldark set?

One may think this is similar to the last picture but it's not. The handle is on the right in this one.

One may think this is similar to the last picture but it’s not. The handle is on the right in this one.


  1. Megan Goates says:

    I smirked AND chortled during this one.

    1. Marianne Hansen says:

      But was it at the same time?

  2. Pingback: - Comedy of Errers

Leave a reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.