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How To Develop Humility

How to Develop Humility:

By Marianne

1.  Learn to swim at 39.

2. Take lessons from a 20 year old.

3. Go swimming 2-3 times a week until you feel semi-secure.

4.  Have your coach move you up a lane so you are no longer with the guy learning to swim and the woman who is retired.

5. Get lapped every 100 yards.

6. Do all of this in a swimming suit.

(This is the final installment in my trifecta of swimsuit posts.  You may now go back to eating ice cream.)


    1. Marianne says:


  1. christicorbett says:

    I LOVE this post! Totally had me laughing out loud and cheering for you at the same time.

    Kudos to you for learning to swim!

    Christi Corbett

    1. Marianne says:

      Thanks. And it helps I don’t know anyone there and I hide under a swim cap 🙂

  2. Liv Rancourt says:

    Go you! Someday you’ll be the one doing the lapping.

    1. Marianne says:

      I’m hoping the guy learning to swim sticks with it until he moves up…. I think that will be the only way

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