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Sometimes, this may surprise you, my husband and I get on each others’ nerves. I know. Like I would get on ANYONE’S nerves.
When I get mad, I can get petty and try to get back at him by spending money. I’m not sure I’m taking revenge buying to its highest potential, though.
Recently, I needed two new sports bras. Bras are expensive but sports bras can be really pricey. So to show how mad I was, I bought THREE. Did you see that? I only NEEDED two. But I BOUGHT 3.
That third bra was bought solely for revenge. It’s my revenge bra. My husband actually has no idea I even bought it, but I do. And I’m hoping it helps me run faster.
It would if I were a TV character. Of course if I were a TV character, take Emily Thorne on REVENGE, for instance, I’d buy the mansion next to his, and slowly destroy his entire family and business associates while crossing their faces off with a red sharpie.
My anger purchase looks kind of lame next to that.
I really should work on my pettiness. It’s not a good attribute. Or take it to the next level and actually tell my husband when I revenge buy. What I’m doing now just seems kind of frivolous.
But at least I’m feeling fully supported.