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I just had a horrible experience I thought I would share. Because the internet is where you do that.
I almost didn’t buy a pair of earrings (they have 4 rows of pastel beads in lime, pink, orange and lemon. They’re very vintage and 50’s but the perfectness of them is that these beads are attached to a gold SKULL. From far away they look so feminine and then up close they remind you that you’re never too close to death. What more can earrings do, really?).
BUT I almost didn’t buy them because they’re on clearance and I thought: “Well, if they’re on clearance, maybe no one wants them and I would look like an idiot with them on because people would know no one wanted them and they would be thinking: ‘Marianne is wearing earrings no one wanted.'”
But then I realized 3 things:
1. I am no longer in high school.
2. Worrying about this is incredibly stupid and I need to:
3. If people don’t want to wear feminine, beaded skull earrings, they’re stupid.
They will come in the mail in 4-8 days. I hope you’re as excited as I am.
You can find them here, if you want to graduate high school with me.