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I turn 40 in a week. One week. My knees are starting to hurt. And my back. And the area behind my eyes. And the toenail on my left middle toe.
I am thinking of getting eye surgery so I can get rid of my glasses. I’m wondering if it will make me look younger. But right now my glasses hide the crows feet. So if I don’t have to wear glasses, I may also need to get laser facials to get rid of the lines around my eyes.
But if my eyes look younger people will notice my laugh lines more. So I’m going to have to get those removed too.
And my hair isn’t as shiny. So now I may need to get my hair dyed.
But then you’ll notice I look pale. So I’m going to have to go tanning. Which is going to be harmful on my skin. So I’m going to have to get some more laser facials.
I’m tired now. It must be my age.
(I’m not adding any photos today. It’s all just too depressing.)