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In college, I never drunk dialed anyone. I’ve never intentionally or knowingly imbibed alcohol, that I can recall.* But I’ve tired called someone. And that can be worse. Because you have no good reason for leaving a stupid message except that you are up much too late and you need to go to sleep. But that was college. I don’t call people when I’m tired now. I do something else.
I tired order Netflix. I go into my Netflix account, order DVDs, and then I forget about them and go back to sleep. Which is how I came to recently watchI feel as though I need to apologize to you and to Patrick Dempsey, to be honest, because he would probably like this one to be put somewhere far, far away.
I don’t remember why I ordered this one. I went through a brief Robert Downey Jr. 80’s phase a month ago, at midnight, but I don’t think I went through a Patrick Dempsey 1980’s phase.
And of course I watched it. I mean, I did order it. It’s the least I could do. I think I need more sleep.
Anyone else order stupid things when you should really just go to sleep?
*I believe that pretty much covers me.