I have always gone to Sundance to watch movies. Because it would be a miserable failure if I went to stalk.
I’m just not very good at recognizing famous people. They need to wear signs.
For instance, last weekend, I’m pretty sure I saw a Vampire, but he wasn’t sparkling so I couldn’t really tell.
And then there was another guy who I’m pretty sure I’ve seen on screen. You know, that one? With brown hair?
Watching all the paparazzi, I realized I could never succeed at that job because I would need face recognition software. I would have to take pictures of everyone I saw just to make sure I didn’t miss someone.
Because, to be honest, when I see someone that looks familiar at Sundance, I usually think I knew them in college.