I’m taking a survey and I’m hoping you all agree with me because then I could tell my husband that tens of people agree with me.
Instead of baking homemade cookies that may not come out and some people may not like, I would like to deliver a plate of Pepperidge Farm cookies to all of my neighbors.
Everyone loves Pepperidge Farm cookies. They have delicious gingerbread which is hard to do and they add peppermint to a bunch of stuff during this time of year.
The card would say: From our family to yours if we lived on a farm. In the town of Pepperidge.
I think it would cause laughter and jealousy because everyone will wish they thought of it. I mean, let’s be honest, no one WANTS to make 10 dozen cookies at Christmas. We just want to look like amazing neighbors and make everyone love us. (Especially if there’s a possibility our kid might pull out their flowers for Mother’s day.)
What do you think? Is a plate of Pepperidge Farm cookies keeping within the Spirit of Christmas? Would you like a plate? (What’s your address?)